"Everbuddy acts like dey fink workin' da baggage is easy. Well, it ain't, ya can take my word ferrit. Fust, ya got ta march at the back a da column an eat everbuddy else's dust all day, an don't fink dey don't take ever chance dey git ta go stompin about and kickin' it up and breakin' da biggest winds dey can muster right in yer directshun. Dey tink dat's all real funny, roight? Huh!
|Wagon Boss Juggo Jackjaw|
"...An try gettin in line fer chow over at Flo's when ya's one o' us! Dey kick ya ta da back a da line! See dey fink we're not a proper part o' da army 'cause we don't git up ta where da foightin' is most a da time. But I asks yous..where dey fink da stuff comes from? Arrers don't fly wiffout supply, dat's what I sez...'An, yeah! Everbuddy complains all da time...not enuff a dis and not enuff a dat and why ain't yoo lot 'ere yit? Well...lookit wut dey giv me ta work wiff! Ya run a baggage, dey giv ya da wurst a a lot ta help out...
The Orcs are all Citadel Orc Villagers. The Gobbos are superfluous Citadel goblin war machine crew. I added a resin barrel to one of them. The wagon is an Old Glory incendiary wagon. The combustibles in the wagon made a good base for a the bunch of bits and a Ral Partha rat I piled on top. I liked the straw, rags, timber and barrels of the combustibles because I thought they would bear a pretty close resemblance to the piles of nasty, stupid crap that I imagine Orcs collecting and hauling around.
So. My first real Orctober post. Two more to go for this month!