Tuesday, September 1, 2015
Shamans o' Gork n' Mork!
Unfortunately for Pew, the staff had come to contain more power than he had imagined possible, and the first time he attempted to use it in battle, the resulting tidal wave of uncontrollable magical force blew his eyeballs right out of his head.. Pew has relied on a combination of Goblin spotters and a weird sixth sense to guide him in the direction of his enemies ever since. Another result of the magical blast was a nauseating miasma, a horrible stench which emanates from the staff, and which has come to permeate the clothing and the very flesh of Pew himself. The figure of Pew stalks the nightmares of the Black River folk, and mothers are known to use his reputation to frighten their children into good behavior.