"Mmm! I love me a roasted goat, yes I do...Oh da boys'll be so happy with this yummy roasted goat, oh, my, yes..."
"Come on, hurry up, ya cranky ol' SOB!!"
"Ey, you talkin' to me?"
"No, shut up, ya old goat, I'm talkin' to the horse!"
"Aw, Man! I don't think we're where we are supposed to be at all... Look...it shows a fork in the road here at a place called Alba Kirke...I think we were supposed to turn left...anybody remember a sign that said Alba Kirke? Fuck! We're never gonna catch up with the column now!"