"Zo! Da uvva day, Big Blackie, 'e comes up ta me un he sez, "Ey! 'Arry!! We is plannin' an ex...an exped...an expa...We gonna get all da boys togevva an go fight Buzzgobb's Chaos boys come da fall! We gonna smash em an pull der insides out an leave em laying in da dirt fer da buzzards! We're gonna pull der 'eads orf and put em on dese long, tall spiky things what got long...uh...we're gonna...well anyway, we're gonna go fight em. But you know dem Chaos boys got tough hides, lotta armor. Gotta crack em open like ya crack open a river clam, see? Nar, not wiv your teef, ya turd...wiv a rock! A big Rock! You know wot I mean? I need masheens, 'Arry! Masheens like frow big rocks can smash dem Chaos boys apart! Can yoo make us some masheens like dat?"
'ol Yummskabb got. But I don't let Big Blackie know dat, nar! I got resour...re...rezorz...I got stuff nobody else knows about helps me git stuff done! See few yeers back we caught us some Chaos Stunties! Yeah! S' true! But don't tell nurbuddy, kay? S' a seecrit! Anyway, we caught dem Chaos dorfs an we got 'em in a hole we don't tell nobuddy about! They got nuffin ta eat down dere but worms and stuff, so we tell em if dey help us build stuff, we give em a whole bunch a grub! Works out nice. Here's what I mean, see?"
|"Aww. I 'ate dis job. I like stikkin folks wif knives, all up close an' cozy...not smashin' 'em wif rocks from 'alf a mile away..." |
"Yoo 'ate dis job? Yoo aint' da poor basturd gotta lift this bloody rock! Lend a paw, awreddy!"
|"Ey, look! I got dis fing called a spyglass! s' dead neat! Makes everything look close up! Sometimes its a little bit spooky, though, 'specially if yer lookin at a Jabberwock or sumfin'...brr!"|
|"Wot? Why da hell are we gonna frow da rock dat way? Da castle's back dat way, stupid!! DAT WAY!!!"|
|Leader's meeting - a failed animosity check is mere seconds away...|
So there is this month's addition to Big Blackie's Ork and Goblin horde. Still have many, many Greenskins to paint between now and the end of Orktober but we'll get there! Have an Orcy weekend!