Old Glory Orc Chariot and 'e was tinkerin' and doin' all dis stuff wivvit...took the douchey wulves dat came wivvit off and put on some real proper Marauder boars...
dropped it. Smash!!
casted at da big factry in Engalund dey gave me a little gurly stick wiv some little balls on da end ov it...might be able ta beat yer pet hamster wiv sumfin like dat, but are ya gonna fight Stunties wivvit? Naw, dat be stoopid! So Mouse filed and sawed dat liddle stick off and gave me a proper magick axe instead!!!!! Now Look!!! WAGGHH!!! WAGGHH!! See how dat chops? Pretty nice huh? 'S great fer hoomies! Take dis to fight da hoomies, hoomies dey seys, "No, no!!! Yoo cant do that, I got hooman roights!" An den I choppem in half! HAW HAW HAW! Ain't life grand?
Da Last fing a Stuntie sees...WWWWWOOOOORRRGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"