The Little Cairo Constabulary - guardians of Law and Order (of a sort) within their er...most beloved and beautiful city. You see my friend? See how they labor tirelessly to suppress the wicked Cthulhu cult! (Until the cultists pay them not to). See how they lay down their lives to protect Egypt's beloved cultural antiquities! (Until those Westerners can come up with a respectable bribe.) And see how they seize contraband wherever they find it! (keeping a modest bit for themselves of course. Hey, they're not constables for nothing!) Whether monitoring foreign activities, hauling trouble makers off to the gaols, or deftly avoiding the latest clutch of blood curdling eldritch horrors to emerge from the catacombs, the Contabulary always have their hands (and their purses) full.